what's a dick 4
Dark Heather / XS
$27.99
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Soft, lived-in, and quietly hilarious — this classic tee carries a small parental declaration that hits home. The minimal, text-centered design reads like a wink between caregivers: calm on the surface, full-volume love underneath. Wear it during chaotic mornings, backyard dance parties, or school pickup runs. The breathable, lightweight cotton sits gently against skin and keeps its shape after washes, so it stays a reliable companion through sticky hands, spilled juice, and bedtime negotiations. It’s the kind of shirt that opens conversations with other parents, eases the tension in hectic moments, and makes everyday parenting feel a little more seen and a little less solo.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (select colors blended as noted)
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and resist stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified
- DTG/DTF printing options for durable, crisp sleeve and neck prints
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
what's a dick 4
$27.99
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (select colors blended as noted)
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and resist stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified
- DTG/DTF printing options for durable, crisp sleeve and neck prints
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors