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Soft, understated, and quietly hilarious — this lightweight tee carries a tiny dictionary-style definition that catches attention without shouting. The clean crew neck and classic fit lay flat under jackets or stand alone as a relaxed statement. Wear it on slow weekends, messy mornings, or while lounging with friends who appreciate dry humor. The text feels like an inside joke shared between people who don’t take themselves too seriously. The smooth, durable cotton keeps the print crisp and comfortable through repeated wear, so the joke ages well with you.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, durable feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, clean silhouette
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certification for comfort and safety
- DTG/DTF printing options keep small, detailed text crisp and long-lasting

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors