Parenting Tee — "Choose Your Next Words Like Your WiFi Depends On It" T-Shirt
XS / Sport Grey
$27.99
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This lightweight tee wears like a private joke between parent and kid — wry, low-key, and endlessly relatable. Soft ring-spun cotton drapes easily while a minimalist typographic design and small Wi‑Fi icon deliver the line: choose your next words like your WiFi depends on it. It’s the sort of shirt you reach for on chaotic school mornings, during carline diplomacy, or at backyard negotiations over screen time. The cut is roomy enough for comfort, but neat enough to tuck under a cardigan or layer for cooler evenings. Built to hold its shape, the shirt ages into that lived-in softness parents recognize and trust — a quiet, funny companion for the everyday hustle and tiny triumphs of family life.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) — soft, breathable, and comfortable year-round
- Tubular knit (no side seams) — cleaner lines and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape — keeps shape and prevents stretching
- DTG/DTF printing — crisp, durable graphic with DTF used for sleeve and inner-neck details
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified with tear-away label — safe, comfortable wear
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Parenting Tee — "Choose Your Next Words Like Your WiFi Depends On It" T-Shirt
$27.99
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) — soft, breathable, and comfortable year-round
- Tubular knit (no side seams) — cleaner lines and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape — keeps shape and prevents stretching
- DTG/DTF printing — crisp, durable graphic with DTF used for sleeve and inner-neck details
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified with tear-away label — safe, comfortable wear
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors