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Soft, honest, and quietly funny — this lightweight crew tee says what you’re thinking without shouting. The simple gray text “my face has no customer service mode” sits low on the chest for a subtle, deadpan look that pairs effortlessly with jeans, a cozy cardigan, or under a jacket. The breathable ring-spun cotton feels soft against skin and drapes cleanly in a classic fit that moves with you. Wear it on slow mornings, errand runs, or when you want to keep interactions intentionally low-energy. It’s an everyday staple for people who appreciate dry humor and comfortable, understated style.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Classic crew neckline with ribbed knit collar that maintains shape
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth drape
- Pearlized tear-away label and shoulder tape for added comfort and durability
- DTG/DTF high-quality printing methods; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors