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This lightweight cotton tee speaks in quiet jokes and knowing glances. A simple pixel-style brain graphic—half pink, half white—with a loading bar and the line “Processing... Common Sense Not Detected” lands somewhere between self-aware humor and weekday survival mode. Wear it while sipping morning coffee, debugging life, or lounging at home; it reads like a wink to fellow thinkers, introvert-humor lovers, and anyone who appreciates a clever, low-key statement. The soft crew neck and clean cut keep the look casual and comfortable, so the message comes through without shouting. It pairs easily with jeans, layered under a jacket, or rolled with joggers for a relaxed, everyday vibe.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (4.5 oz/yd² / 153 g/m²).
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth drape and reduced waste.
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching.
- Prints applied with Direct-to-Garment and DTF methods for clear, durable graphics (sleeve/inner neck labels use DTF).
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; meets EU safety and chemical compliance with a 2-year EU warranty.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors